Maurice Clarett. Trying to reach the NFL early, he was denied. Actually eligible, he was drafted, but it appears that he will not survive preseason. An injury and a poor attitude will lead to him being cut tomorrow by Denver.

Doctor Offends Fat Patient. Doing his job, Dr. Terry Bennett told a woman she needed to do something about her weight. The woman complained to the state. Now, Bennett faces disciplinary action.

A Classic Pitchers' Duel. Two top Venezuelan pitchers faced off in a game between Minnesota and Chicago. One hit in the 8th inning decided the 1-0 score.

Northwest Problems Continue. First, the mechanics strike. Then, an NWA plane has its nose gear collapse after landing in Guam.

Sexual Discrimination Lawsuit Dismissed. After being forced to resign because of his sexual orientation, Roger Franzen's lawsuit was dismissed. Why? Because of the separation of church and state.

40-Year-Old Virgin. Starring Steve Carell, this film can easily be compared to "American Pie."

Plane Crashes. Two planes crash in two days, and the airline industry keeps moving. Two space shuttle explosions over a 30 year program, and NASA grounds all flights and spends billions on repairs.

Three Wives Create Trouble. Unintentionally, three women discover they're married to the same man when they visit him after his triple bypass surgery.

Angie Aparo Interview. Read what Angie has to say about himself and his band in an interview with Ink19.

Video Games Can Kill? After 50 hours of playing video games nonstop, a South Korean man truly runs out of lives.

"Why Do Men Have Nipples?" Have medical questions answered, especially those odd ones you would never think of asking. I want this book. It sounds hilarious.

Nerds Make Better Lovers. Grateful for the women in their lives, nerds provide everything she could want: eccentric quirks, imperfect bodies, and undying love.