Curious George. I'm outraged by those who are outraged by the symbolism in the original book. Don't dig so deep. Be a kid; enjoy the film.

Accusations Abound. This is nothing new. It's just becoming more prevalent.

Government Unprepared Themselves. That is how I understand this headline: "Report says government unprepared for Katrina." A simple three letter word ("was") and five characters total would completely clear up any ambiguity in this phrase.

Cheney Causes Heart Attack. Cheney has the bad heart. Yet he endures trauma and it is his friend who has the heart attack.

State of the Union Address. I found a full copy of the State of the Union Address. This is the copy Bush read. However, I didn't watch it, so I don't know if he followed the script. I assume that places with "..." mean "wait for Congress to clap."